We published the first collection of funny business names in January 2019, before the pandemic and it was followed by the pandemic version of funny business names in January 2021. We have again collected some funny business names which are not included in the first two blogs.
Enjoy lang and wala pong pikunan (Just enjoy and not intended to piss off anyone).
SpotiFRIES

You might be thinking that this is the famous audio streaming that gives us an access to millions of songs. You are wrong! This is a store that gives us fries with various flavors.
One Pares

One Piece is one of the famous Japanese manga and anime series. Changing the word “Piece” into “Pares” will give you a catchy pares store inspired by the One Piece manga.
When you order “pares” in this store, don’t dare to ask the store owner for freebies as s/he might unleash his/her “conqueror’s haki”.
Mang Inasar

Come and eat at Mang Inasar. For sure, you will like (and be annoyed at) the taste of their inasal barbeque.
Lugaw Pare Mami

Lugaw Pares Mami became a catchy business name because of the different NBA teams logo used to represent their food offerings.
Knowing that Filipinos are big fans of basketball, I am sure people who love the sport as well as lugaw, pares and mami will enjoy eating at this restaurant.
Emily in Pares
The food truck of Emily in Pares is serving Filipino classic food like beef pares and mami. The store name was inspired from Netflix’s comedy series Emily in Paris.
As a pares lover, I will definitely try this one when I go to Las Pinas.
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Bread Pitt

Don’t be confused. This is not the famous Hollywood actor. Tweaking the name of the famous actor will, again, result into something catchy and funny as a business name.
Francis Maglolona

Francis Maglolona is at your service for any tent and tarpaulin needs. Again, don’t be confused. He is not the famous Filipino rapper (RIP), our idol in Original Pilipino Music (OPM).
Hair Force One

Need a haircut? Hair Force One is a barbershop or men’s salon that will definitely make you look good and fresh!
Libing Things

Libing Things is here for your funeral service needs.
This is catchy because the Tagalog word “libing” is burial or interment in English. It also sounds like the word “living” which is an adjective to describe those which are having life.
Coincidence?
Burger Matsing
This is not Kiko Matsing. This is Burger Matsing that offers delicious burger and sandwich combo meals in town.
Burger Matsing is also open for franchising.
In case you missed our blogs regarding famous business names, you can read it here:
Part 1 – A collection of funny business names and tag lines
Part 2 – Funny business names – Pandemic version
Others – Childhood Tagalog words and their origins
Enjoy!