If you enjoyed the first version of funny business names, I am very sure that you will like our new collection gathered during this COVID-19 pandemic.
This new version was collected in 2020 during the lockdown period. Please note that some of them may have been circulating in social media way before the pandemic, I have chanced upon seeing them in my newsfeed only last year.
OK, let’s check our new list.
Don’t get confused! This is not the popular convenience store near you. 7 Evelyn is a small ‘sari-sari store’ in the neighborhood. The logo and color might be the same but this is really not the convenience store that you know.
C Belen Eleven
Again, I told you. Do not get confused. This is another sample of a catchy store name.
It may sound like the famous convenience store but looking at the photo, it is another ‘sari-sari store’.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Store
Did you sing when you read this store name? Indeed, this store name got inspiration from one of the famous nursery songs.
When you ask little kids for a popular name of a store, this might be the first one that will come to their minds.
Tindahan sa kanto
They do treat it literally. The store is located exactly at the corner and coincidentally is the name of the store.
For sure, you will never get lost if you are in this area or when someone asks you to meet up in this particular landmark.
This store sounds like the famous Hollywood actor Brad Pitt. Since this is a bakery, tweaking the name of the famous actor will result into something catchy.
Don’t get me wrong, this is really wholesome!
Lap-Lapan Eatery offers delicious Filipino dishes.
The store is located in Tanauan City, Batangas. You may check out their menu through their Facebook account.
If you have the chance to visit the store, eat and enjoy their dishes.
Fish be with you
No, you are not in church. You are in a seafood shop.
Spread the word! Fish be with you offers variety of seafoods so you can relax and finally have some ‘peace’ with you once you’re done with buying all your seafood needs.
Lord of the Wings
Are you a chicken lover? Lord of the Wings can give you the satisfaction that you are looking for. It can be a good alternative to Baliuag and Andok’s chicken.
This canteen caters to all those who are looking for budget meals. Remember, this is a canteen specializing in ‘Pansit Canton’ and not the other one that you might be thinking.
This is not the famous band in the US. This is perhaps a vulcanizing shop that offers air to fill your flat car tires for 5 Philippine Pesos.
Let’s sing! “Hangin you near me…”
This store is simply derived from the today’s famous line “sana all” and with one of the largest malls in the Philippines, SM.
Great things start from small beginnings. Maybe someday, this store will become a large shopping mall in their area.
Philippine Hair Lines
Need a haircut? Philippine Hair Lines is the place to go. You don’t need a passport and a plane ticket to get the haircut you need.
This store name is such a humorous take to the pandemic situation we have today. While some gets tested to know if they are positive with the Coronavirus, this store offers snacks that you wish to be positively delicious.